favourite fictional places: howl’s castle
OH LOOK IT’S HALE’S MOVING CASTLE
WHERE THE MYSTERIOUS, ANGST-RIDDEN, SHAPESHIFTING SORCERER WITH MEANINGFUL EYEBROWS LIVES
AND FAILS TO CLEAN UPAND THEN THERE’S STILES
THE UBER-RESPONSIBLE (IF SPAZZY) BOY WITH A HEART OF GOLD
AND A CATALOGUE OF SECRET SORROWS
THAT NO ONE KNOWS
BECAUSE HE HIDES THOSE SORROWS HIDES BEHIND HIS SMILE
(HE LIKES IT WHEN PEOPLE SMILE BACK)
BUT THEN
HE MEETS
VICTORIA ARGENTTHIS EVIL WITCHAND GETS TURNED INTO THIS OLD DUDE
LIKE, THIS REALLY OLD DUDE
AND IS PUT UNDER THIS CURSE THAT STOPS HIM FROM TELLING ANYONE HE’S UNDER A CURSE
SO HE SEEKS OUT THE SOURWIZARD KNOWN AS DEREK HALE
AND ENDS UP LIVING IN HALE’S MOVING CASTLE
AND COOKING FOR HIM
AND CLEANING FOR HIM
AND FALLING IN LOVE WITH HIM
AND… YEAH
THERE’S THIS SNARLY LITTLE FIRE-DEMON CALLED JACKSON
AND THIS ADORABLE ASTHMATIC DOG CALLED SCOTT
AND THIS CHIVALROUS SCARECROW THAT TURNS OUT TO BE PRINCE DANNY UNDER A CURSE
AND THERE ARE MANY ADVENTURES
AND DEREK HAS MANY BLACK FEATHERS AND FEARSOME TALONS IN HIS GIANT BIRD-FORM
AND EVERY TRANSFORMATION MAKES IT MORE DIFFICULT FOR HIM TO RETURN TO BEING HUMAN
AND HE BECOMES MORE MONSTROUS BY THE DAY
BUT STILES LOVES HIM ANYWAY
AND SAVES HIM ANYWAY
AND WHEN STILES’S SPELL IS FINALLY BROKEN
THEY LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER
IN HALE’S MOVING CASTLE
JOURNEYING FOREVER ACROSS THE WORLD…
All this Hale’s Moving Castle shit popped up recently…. I’ve been writing this for WEEKS already. grrrr, now everyone else’s is gonna be better.
OMG ARE YOU KIDDING ME, PUBLISH IIIIIIIT!!!!!11!1 WE WANNA READ IT! ALJSKLJKDLFJLJJLFDLKFJ!
SECONDED SO HARD! POST IT, BB, AND I WILL FLAIL ALL OVER FOR IT. I PROMISE. :D
(Source: the10thkingdom)
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